As much as Hillary losing the election might have felt like the end of the world, we know it wasn’t. Because the actual end of the world is climate change. And it may not be the news of the day, but, technically, climate change is the news of every day, which is why people in […]
Salesman: Rat skins, dodo-heads, tepid lemonade. Get out of it! Rat skins, dodo-heads, tepid lemonade- G’day mate I’ll take uh, five of your rat skins and one of those tepid lemonades. That’s one chicken, mate. That’s not a chicken. No. That’s much better than a chicken, my friend. That is gold. What? Gold. The currency […]
*suspenseful music* HI! CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?
[DOOR OPENS] Hey, Chris. Thanks for coming in. So, I was super excited when you agreed to take over the creative direction for the merchandise store. Yeah. But, then, this morning, I went into the bathroom, and I found… …this. That is a Rooster Teeth urinal cake with your face on it. Let’s just ignore […]
– Hello ladies. When you are experiencing the effects of your monthly menstrual cycle, does blood come out of your vagina at the most inconvenient times? Are you tired of ruining your best clothes? Does the idea of playing sports or even just standing up and feeling like a jellyfish glorped out of you make […]